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Joke of the Day

"A teenager was stabbed to death in a shopping mall over a stolen pair of trainers. Those security guards don't fuck about."

"Need Advice So I need some help. Younger sister is coming out of the closet finally and I need some good lesbian jokes in good enough taste to raffle off at dinner for thanksgiving. Oh please assist!"

"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."

"How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?"

"I thought it would be good idea to charge my Note 7 and make a call at the same time. Boy did that blow up in my face."

"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."

"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."

"Religion or science? Science flies you to the moon, Religion flies you into buildings"

"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."