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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."
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"I got fired from the sperm bank today.. Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job."
"If you're a comedian named Luke and your 1st album isn't named Luke Who's Talking, I don't even know why you got into this game at all."
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"
"Nightclub bouncers find me so attractive that they ask me to stand next to them while they make everyone else go inside."
"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."
"Why don't chickens have lips? Because then they'd have soft peckers"
"Donald Trump ...Title says all."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count."
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? polar-oids"