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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."
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"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."
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"how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?? pick it up and suck its dick"
"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""
"What did one tree say to the other? Nothing. They bark."
"My new job has me up at 1 AM every morning in my front yard with a glass of water and a paintbrush. It doesn't really pay much but I make dew."
"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote."
"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."