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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife and I broke up over religious differences. I was agnostic and she was Satan."

"I was going to make a joke about salt ,but then i thought . . . Na"

"Coming Soon Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold *cue explosion* PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN *fade to black*"

"In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes ""Kodak"" with ""Kodak."""

"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."

"When it's raining cats and dogs... Be careful not to step in the poodles!"

"Why don't black people ever go on cruises? We're not falling for that one again!"

"Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals."

"70's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits -50's kids"

"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"