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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade"
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"I can just about tolerate pens... ...but I have to say I draw a line with pencils."
"College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom."
"I once knew a girl so skinny... that when she swallowed a grape, 3 men left town. (it takes some thought)"
"I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"
"What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? Mutton-schnapps."
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine"
"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"
"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"