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Joke of the Day
"What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? Mutton-schnapps."
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"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"
"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"
"I played UNO with my cousins from Mexico last weekend. They just call it **ONE**"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."
"Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"The pizza theorem: ""Pizzas must be circular. They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes"" -Science"
"What do you call having sex in a canoe? Bud Light, because it's fucking close to water."
"If you feel unsure about a new haircut, ask a man if it looks okay. But ask him many, many, many times. Never be satisfied with his answer."