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Joke of the Day

"that awkward moment when you stub your toe and accidentally summon the spirits of a thousand dead feet while you yell and curse"

"I'm extending the weekend one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you dress slutty on wed."

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine."

"What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine"

"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""

"How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella."

"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks ""olive 'er twist?"""

"Oldie but a goodie Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa."

"What is Peter Pan on death row? A frying Pan"