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Joke of the Day

"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"

"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""

"You should never get married because it can ONLY end in literally 2 ways; divorce or death! Funny... but true."

"People who are mad that we don't have hoverboards yet are VERY forgiving of the fact that we still have, like, racism."

"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."

"Rule: Grown men should not use ""lol"" in a convo with another male."

"You're IQ's lower than your shoe size."

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"

"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."