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Joke of the Day
"Why is math a scumbag? Because it borrows the one and never gives it back."
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"I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding."
"Well Done to Barack Obama... The first Black man to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during a parole hearing."
"I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram... But now it's all coming together."
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"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"
"Where did Suzie go after the bombing? Everywhere"
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know"
"It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check."