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Joke of the Day

"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn't born yesterday."

"Burger King's slogan ""Have It Your Way"" was shortened from ""Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way""."

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way."

"Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !"

"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."

"What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes"

"I dated a girl once who turned out to be a cannibal. That really came back to bite me in the ass."

"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"