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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist art"

"It took eating 1 chocolate covered almond for me to make the decision that I will eat like shit for the rest of the day."

"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"

"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"My wife likes to talk on the phone when she's having sex. The other day, she called me from a hotel."

"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."

"Why Beyonce? Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..."

"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."

"How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first."

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"