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Joke of the Day
"What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!"
Next Joke
"Noticed something between my grandma's boobs today. Her belly button."
"I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be."
"A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11."
"You know who really likes debates? De fish"
"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"
"Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped."
"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."
"Now that I'm 40, it's time to put aside childish things and be a man lol just kidding I'm drawing pictures of raccoons flying spaceships."
"I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up."