117631

Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."

"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake! Edit: Holy shit I didn't even realize it was my cake day. Woah"

"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."

"What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command."

"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."

"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"

"Me: I don't know how to ride a horse Whiskey: Yes you do"

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? He just didn't fit in."