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Joke of the Day

"I have a UPS joke Sorry it was delivered it to your landlord's off property leasing office ten miles down the road."

"Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""Sorry for the damage."" Watching them is priceless."

"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."

"You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots."

"What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating."

"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"

"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"

"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""

"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."

"Namaste or Namago."