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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"
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"I asked the offspring how to make BBQ taste better Gotta keep em marinated. ...I'll just leave now."
"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet."
"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"
"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"
"I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""hey, I got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""hey you got a drink named Steve?!"""
"Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe. Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children."
"Not totally sold on astrology, but Libras DEFINITELY hate it when you throw a bucket of paint on their car."
"Probably the Grossest Joke I Know How do Vampires Make Tea? Used Tampons"