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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating."
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"What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it."
"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."
"I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale."
"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"
"Difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat."
"I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic."
"What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? ""Pass the Shar Pei, please."""
"My father would always tell me, ""Son, someday you will go far..."" ""and I hope to God that you stay there."""
"What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine"