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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"
Next Joke
"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"
"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"
"When I ask someone what their name is, why do I never actually listen to their answer?"
"What be a Pirates favorite letter? Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har"
"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"
"I asked my friend if you could meet anyone living or dead, who would you choose? He said, ""Donald Trump, dead."""
"Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?"
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."