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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be called a chicken sedan."

"Can somebody help me? I have a drug problem... I ran out of heroin."

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."

"A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" Mom: ""Oh, be quiet Richard"""

"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""

"Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden."

"Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789"

"Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department."

"How can you tell if a girl is too young for you? You need to make the airplane sound to put your cock in her mouth. (From one of my favorite stand-ups, Jimmy Carr!)"

"Some lady on The Price is Right just won a brand new 2016 Epi-Pen."