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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."

"How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? They exchange cell numbers."

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow? Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub."

"What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles? (SFW) Half nuts!"

"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An Elephant"

"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."

"I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said NaBro"

"Do flashers have dreams where they leave the house and suddenly realize they've got their pants on?"