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Joke of the Day
"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"
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"If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently"
"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."
"My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee."
"What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? ""You're grounded."""
"doctor: u are overweight me: hah yeah doc: ok drop your pants me: ur giving mixed messages doc! doc: me: doc: me: so do u like the Indians"
"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("
"Sober me will always have your back.Drunk me will convince you to get a tattoo of a unicorn doing a dolphin over a rainbow on your back."