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Joke of the Day

"Do flashers have dreams where they leave the house and suddenly realize they've got their pants on?"

"What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX? Relaxatives."

"Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can make dinner and get head at the same time."

"Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box."

"Breaking Ne ws"

"These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]"

"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"

"There were rumours about someone who gassed a total of 6 million cows In other news, the government was finally able to meet the demand of Anne Frankfurters"

"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"

"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""