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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."

"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"

"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."

"Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair? You would too if you had no reflection."

"Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !"

"Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it"

"I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food... When they find out they'll shit bricks."

"A Scottish man walks store... He asked for 15 litres of the best whiskey the clerk has. ""Did you bring a container for this?"" The clerk asks. ""You're speaking to it."""

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."