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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we see more midget actors? I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days."
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"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."
"A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamps"
"New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters. It was shift work"
"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."
"There is only one ideal dance partner & it is an empty apartment"
"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."
"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"