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Joke of the Day

"Why do blind people always laugh at jokes? Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming."

"Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went."

"Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO 2. TODO 3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO"

"Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door? Me: Do you wanna watch? Nurse: *closes door*"

"Nike actually called me and asked me to stop doing it."

"Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite."

"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."

"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."

"What do you call an April Fool's!"

"That moment when the bus runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it!"