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Joke of the Day

"Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield? They didn't want to leave their brothers behind."

"Hey!! pssst! Guys who wear camo to bars: There is a reason you're not getting laid...it's because the women can't see you.."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"2night's funniest bit: a fellow comic enters the room &, given a choice between talking w/ me & w/ a homeless man, chooses the homeless man."

"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"

"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."

"Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."