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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."
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"A girl asked her brother If he could help her move her stuff to her new house and he refused and she asked him why He said he couldn't be her brother and assister too"
"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."
"A thing I learned at this week's staff meeting is that I have restless leg syndrome when I sleep."
"EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]"
"Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? A bow."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."
"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"
"""If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*"
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."