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Joke of the Day

"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."

"I just had Ebola cereal."

"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."

"Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him? He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face."

"Offense: When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ? A fence."

"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."

"Why do women wear white wedding dresses? So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove"

"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""