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Joke of the Day
"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."
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"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"
"why was the broom late for work? he overswept!"
"I would tell a joke about Jehovah's witnesses... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes"
"remember: knives and alcohol don't mix. knives are solid they don't mix with anything. why where you trying to drink a knife anyways idiot"
"Just got fired from my job at the chip shop for sticking my dick in the potato peeler And she got fired too!"
"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"
"Whos jared fogles favorite outlaw... ...Billy the kid"
"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."
"I wonder if nails ever get tired of being hit on."