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Joke of the Day

"Just got fired from my job at the chip shop for sticking my dick in the potato peeler And she got fired too!"

"How do you find a British person in a crowd? 1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066."

"ok ok so my last one wasn't very popular ,but i got another one !! here it goes ... ""i don't beeleeve you"" get it ? it's a joke about bees !!!!! XD upvote it it was funy and made u laugh .."

"Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us"

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."

"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."

"A baby seal walks into a club.... ba dum bump - ting...."

"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."

"3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes..."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!"