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Joke of the Day
"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"
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"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."
"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."
"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."
"mad props to my friends from high school who are successfully balancing raising a baby and constantly posting someecards on facebook"
"What happens when a tree masturbates? It nuts"
"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."
"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."
"Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck? He was in charge of refresh mints."