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Joke of the Day
"why was the broom late for work? he overswept!"
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"""It's so hot outside..."" ""...that I poured McDonald's hot coffee on my lap just to cool off."""
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"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."