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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a joke about Jehovah's witnesses... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes"
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"what does Dr Watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated? no shit, Sherlock"
"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."
"Did you know that if you laid the entirety of my intestines out in a straight line you'd likely be incarcerated for many years?"
"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."
"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."
"Sex while married"
"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"
"What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!"
"How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? #"