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Joke of the Day

"[Target cashier stares at my fingerless gloves] Ah, couldn't help notice you were admiring my hand vests."

"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made it round and laughed and laughed and laughed"

"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."

"Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono."

"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."

"I still think my biggest regret is asking a girl out, and replying ""me too"" after she told me she had a boyfriend"

"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"

"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""

"What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak! ...I'll see myself out now."