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Joke of the Day

"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."

"let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos"

"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."

"Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date."

"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."

"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."

"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."

"Your car took up two spaces, so I tried to move it over with my key."

"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"

"I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant."