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Joke of the Day

"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."

"I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together...we're Breast friends."

"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."

"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."

"What's the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics. (From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)"

"Science Joke :) Two scientists walk into a bar. Bartender: So what would you two like? Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O. Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too. (H2O2)"

"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer So I pushed Steve off a cliff, just in case it was him."

"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"

"Hey chubby dudes rockin' tight polo shirts. Nope."