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"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."
"""I'm a great listener."" - The US government on a first date."
"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"
"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
"What does a dog do that you step in? Pants."
"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."
"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"
"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""