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Joke of the Day
"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
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"Guy: Are you pregnant? Me: No, I'm a Ninja Turtle with my shell on BACKWARDS. Guy: ..... Me: Cowabunga, douche!"
"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."
"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"
"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."
"When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"
"A man got back from the doctor ""I just got back from the doctor,and he said I'm Canadian"" Said the man ""I'm so sorry"" Replies the man with sympathy Shocked,the man shout ""It's spreading!!!"""
"Guy: I want a room Receptionist: Sorry no rooms available G: My name is improvement R: So what? G: there is always a room for improvement !!!"