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Joke of the Day
"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"
Next Joke
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"Getting gilded is like losing your virginity I have yet to experience it... Edit: Thank you, abcriminal, for the gold. It was a worthy experience."
"If I see you selling weed, I will call the cops.... and report a robbery across town..... then come over and buy some weed. Safety first."
"Why does a VC always enter a room backwards? To keep an eye on the exit"
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."
"Funny that Lebron couldn't even finish a game due to cramps when RoboCop saved all of Detroit without even having his own legs"
"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"
"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"
"*gets laser eye surgery* ""Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?"" I told you, that's not what *i squint at him real hard but he's right*"