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Joke of the Day

"Either a lying war criminal endorsed by the KKK or a Neo Nazi reality TV star are going to be President of America. It's not funny. But it is a fucking joke. America, sort your shit out."

"What does a food lover do when they try a new food? They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE."

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."

"Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock. Who knew."

"The Fine Bros. Get it?"

"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"

"Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae"

"Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?"

"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."

"Why was the lightbulb invented? Somebody had an idea."