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"The Fine Bros. Get it?"
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"It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets."
"A clown and a child walk into the dark woods.... The child looks up at the clown and says ""I'm scared."" The clown replies ""You're tellin' me kid, I have to walk back alone."""
"What do you call the sexual tension between Hillary and Bill Clinton? The Bern"
"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"
"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"
"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."
"Spike Milligan: ""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."""
"The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd."
"""My microwave is broken"" -Abraham Lincoln"