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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."
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"Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks"
"How does NASA organize parties? First they planet then the stars comet."
"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"How often do Chinese people have elections? When they wake up every morning."
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? At least the pimple waits until you are 14 before it cums on your face."
"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
"""This is a robbery! Be cool and nobody gets hurt!"" ME: *starts vaping*"
"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"
"I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers."