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Joke of the Day

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""

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"My friend went to the doctor... because he woke up and his penis was orange. The doctor took one look at it and said,""John you've been watching porn and eating cheetos again haven't you?"""
"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."
"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."
"ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude"
"When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always ""I don't believe you."""
"Apparently the Royal Family is running out of money. They're down to just 26.5 million ...Which is what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years."
"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."
"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"