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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"
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"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."
"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""
"Kill the man Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""
"Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom? I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"
"There's 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"
"I took my new dog to a Veterinarian. He went in Samoyed but came out Husky."
"How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season."