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Joke of the Day

"If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia."

"The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? polar-oids"

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? People actually eat pussy.."

"Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder."

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"""Better out than in,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon."

"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."