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Joke of the Day
"I met my SO while working for a German newspaper It was love at first Zeit"
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"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""
"Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said ""This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"""
"A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot. Sorry."
"When I get old I'm going to trace every wrinkle on my body with a black pen, hide in kids closets, and pretend I'm a cracked porcelain doll."
"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"
"Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot"
"Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again."
"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."