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Joke of the Day
"""Better out than in,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon."
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"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."
"""Sir u have a hernia"" ""Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?"" ""No I meant hern-"" ""Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"""
"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."
"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"
"All the gingers I know have pretty good morals... I guess you can't really sell your soul to the devil when you don't have one to begin with."
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"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""