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Joke of the Day

"The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life."

"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."

"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"

"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe"

"Why is Reddit full of liberals? All the conservatives are out working."

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel."

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"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."

"Poor Bob Holness Only been at the pearly gates five minutes, when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks 'can I have an E please Bob'."