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Joke of the Day
"Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?"
Next Joke
"Joseph confronts Mary... Joseph: ""Mary, I've heard you've been prostituting your body through the town!"" Mary: ""Don't worry, Joseph. I was just trying to make a little prophet."""
"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"
"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"
"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."
"Why did the banker eat lunch by himself? Because he was a loaner."
"When I was in college, I went to a party at the math fraternity house. I left when I found out they didn't have any booze; they didn't want people to drink and derive."
"Remember that scene in Die Hard qhen the hero squeezes the magazine's boobs? Now he can really die hard."
"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"
"How are black people like Christmas lights? Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright"