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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"
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"A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship. The Rabbi says, ""Save the children!"" The lawyer says ""Fuck the children!"" ... The Priest says, ""Do we have time?"""
"PLEASE PEOPLE: Don't forget to ""like"" before you copy & paste. Thank you."
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"The lord said to Abraham, ""Come forth and I'll give you eternal life."" Abraham came fifth. He won a toaster."
"A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife."
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"There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"