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Joke of the Day

"In INTERSTELLAR, why does Tom's voice get higher when he's older? Answer: thedust"

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""

"What's the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio."

"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"

"What's the difference between a cook and a homo? Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's."

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."

"What does a pirate from Boston say? Aaahhh."

"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."

"[NSFW] why do penguins have flat dicks? Because they masturbate like this *imitates penguin flapping arms*"

"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."