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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cook and a homo? Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's."

"I am motherfucking sick of the motherfucking delays on this motherfucking train!"

"It's good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl."

"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"

"Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died."""

"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."

"Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. It just sounds so redundant."

"My parents found an S&M magazine under my brother's bed... My dad said, ""Well, spanking him is out of the question."""

"Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail too."

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"